What your drink says about you

Personality in a Glass: Drink Decoder

Picture this: It's Friday night, and happy hour is in full swing at your favorite restaurant or club. There are good looking, potentially eligible men and women all around, and you're scanning the room looking for your next dating prospect. The checklist:
Cute? Check
Well-dressed? Check
No wedding ring? Check
But before you make a move, there's just one more thing; have you seen what the guy or girl who caught your eye is drinking?

Beer -- What You See Is What You Get

What It Means
Women: Here's a woman who is most comfortable in jeans and a T-shirt, and she can root for her favorite sports team along with the best of them. She likes her beer smooth, and her dates even smoother, so you better come correct. She's a woman who isn't afraid to be herself, right down to the last chug, and she'll tell you exactly what's on her mind.

Men: This guy likes it simple -- direct and to the point. He isn't going to play games with you unless he drinks one of those designer label beers. You can expect lots of sports analogies and dinners at TGI Fridays. But fear not, he'll always be there for you even though he'll still want to hang out with the guys to keep up his macho image. He is a keeper provided he isn't wearing a wife-beater when you first meet him.

Martini -- Oh, So Passe

What It Means
Women: She's either a truly classy lady, or she wants to play one on TV. FYI, flavored martini's went out with the last episode of 'Sex in the City.' But, if she orders a traditional martini, then she may be the real thing. Honestly though, who cares? If she has enough of them, you'll definitely be able to tell which side of the stirrer she falls on.

Men: This guy could go either way. If he sticks with tradition and goes for gin or vodka, he knows how to play the game. Three olives is his preference, but beware if he orders it extra dirty since that can only mean trouble ahead. If he breaks from tradition and orders a Cosmo, then he is a free spirit. His tastes may not be up to par with Mr. Olives, but he can take you on an adventure that most girls only dream of.

Whiskey -- Proceed With Caution

What It Means
Women: Interested in dating a whiskey-drinking woman? Then be afraid ... very afraid. This woman is a wild one, and there's no stopping her once she gets going. She's an adventurous, bonifide risk-taker, so be ready for anything. If you're the kind who can handle that, go for it. But just one more word of advice; don't play poker with her. You'll lose your shirt.

Men: This is a man who has arrived -- well almost. He likes to sit back and watch before he jumps into conversation. Check to make sure he orders a top-shelf brand, one that is hopefully single malt. If he orders it as just a whiskey, this guy is trying too hard to impress. Ordering rail whiskey is like drinking wine from a tap gun. Skip him and move on to the real deal since he will likely be the conversation if you stay too long.

Champagne -- Bubbles, Bubbles Everywhere

What It Means
Women: Watch this bubbly drinker closely; she's reserved and subtle, so you may not catch signs that she's interested if you aren't paying attention. A palate for champagne also suggests that she likes the finer things in life; be prepared to give them to her if you make her yours. Don't worry though; she'll make it worth your while.

Men: Bubbles are the tell-tale sign of a romantic man -- more so if he cares enough to order you a glass too. Remember the finer the bubbles, the better the champagne -- and the man. He is self-assured and doesn't care what other guys think. Right now you are center stage and he couldn't care less if the world were falling down around him. If you don't already have his number, get it now!

Margarita -- Out of Control

What It Means

Women: Frozen or not, this drink signifies a fun-loving girl who may have made an appearance in 'Girls Gone Wild' in her college days. She's probably a fan of shots too, so don't be surprised to hear a story about how she drank some guy under the table. If you're not afraid of her past, this free-spirited girl could help you create a future of fond memories.

Men: Tequila has a way of making a man speak the truth. Just wait until after a couple margaritas when all pretenses are gone, and you'll really see what he's like. He may be a fool, but at least you'll know almost immediately. This guy likes a fun time and probably is a great joker of sorts. Served on the rocks, you'll know he loves the ladies. Served frozen, then this guy is probably better off dating his mother.

Daiquiri -- Handle With Care

What It Means
Women: If your date orders a daiquiri, be sure and check her driver's license; she may not be old enough to drink. Daiquiri's are cute, in a fruit juice sort of way, so she's a woman you have to take it slow with. She could be a great catch, but it will take a while to find out.

Men: Now, don't take this the wrong way, but a guy who drinks daiquiri's isn't a guy you can take too seriously. Sure he might be nice, but I bet he still lives at home with his parents. Fruit should stay as a garnish on the drink and not become the drink. A daiquiri is like a learners permit for life. Sure he can drive, but not without training wheels. This guy is going to need some time to grow so best be prepared to show him lots of support. Check please!

Mojito -- Something New

What It Means:
Women: Here's an exotic woman who isn't interested in the same old, same old. Pull out all the stops if you want to spend time with her; dinner and a movie might not be exciting enough to keep a mojito-drinker interested. Be prepared to do new things, go new places and take dating to a new level.

Men: This guy is worldly, quick to know the latest buzz and can keep conversation fun and interesting. Initially, he may come off as too slick or suave, but you'll warm up to him once you get to know him. Fun nights and great restaurants await you with this guy, so give him a chance. The only problem is whether or not you'll be able to keep up. Hang in there; this guy is worth it.

Wine -- Suburban Sipper

What It Means
Women: This woman is traditional, in a 2.5 kids, house in the 'burbs, two-car garage kind of way. But she's sophisticated about it; she'll engage you in a conversation about politics, world peace and current events, all the while dreaming of the day she can be a stay-at-home soccer mom in charge of coordinating weekly car pools.

Men: It seems as if every man drinks wine today. The test here is what type of wine he orders. Does he prefer the commercial success of a pinot, or does he break from the hype and order something that centers on a particular region? The more specific he is about his wine preference, the more right on he will be as a date. Ask him about his wine choice and you'll be able to read him like a book. Just wait for the final chapter!