Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines

10. You know, I like a girl with some meat on her.

9. Hey, can you spot me a Zovirax?

8. Here—let me wipe that for you.

7. Mmm glub glub glub heh.

6. I was thinking of going bi—but, you know, with dirty pillows like yours . . .

5. Wanna touch my scar?

4. Is it me, or are you moist, too?

3. Get out of my dreams. Get into my Chevette.

2. Yo! Hey, yo!

1. I'm writing a book called Things a Man Should Know About Sex. May I ask you a few questions?